Tamet Gould
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I was riding even before I was born!
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« on: February 04, 2009, 06:56:34 AM » |
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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a Pit Bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well who is in the second hearse?"
"His mistress. She tried to help my husband, then the
dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
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Aut viam inveniam aut faciam - I will either find a way or make one
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2009, 10:03:31 AM » |
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<(::)> :)/\\
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea!
Be exalted, O God, above the heavens; let Your glory be above all the earth!!
Psalm 57:5
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2009, 09:32:09 PM » |
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:ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
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The only thing hard about riding, is the ground.
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2009, 04:55:23 PM » |
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:)/\\ :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
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My faith is the evidence of things unseen.
The fear of loss is a path to the dark side.
We ride never worry about the fall...I guess that's just the Cowboy in us all...
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2009, 08:35:28 PM » |
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:ROFL2: :ROFL2: :ROFL2:
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As long as you can't imagine it, as long as you can't see it, then it is not going to happen for you!
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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2009, 06:40:41 AM » |
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Now that was funny!
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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2009, 02:48:51 PM » |
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Good to read through the jokes on a Monday...
This one was my favorite today.
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2009, 02:50:42 PM » |
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ROFLMAO!!! THAT was funny!
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When you kneel before the Lord, you can stand before anything
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