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« on: August 25, 2005, 09:49:21 PM » |
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<:) You have more bits than your city counterpart has shoes.
<:) You think black and blue is a normal color for your shins.
<:) You go to town in your little run-about, and freak out because you don't see the trailer in your rear-view mirror.
<:) Your horse has a chiropractor, massage therapist, psychic, sports medicine specialist, nutririonist, equine body balancer, and a pedicurist, and you don't even have a family doctor.
<:) You can write out a $200 check to any of the above without blinking an eye.
<:) You spend more time living in your horse trailer than your house.
<:) Your idea of a perfect holiday is spending it at a clinic or a barrel race.
<:) You've ever been hung over in the morning from tractor fumes.
<:) You've ever been on your horse at 4:30 in the morning after 20 minutes of sleep, because you drew #871, but you're happy because you got the top of the ground...
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2005, 12:34:27 AM » |
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Too cute!! :()&
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2005, 10:17:16 PM » |
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yea to cute and prety much to true! :no: :yes: :)/\\ <ROCKON>
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2005, 11:57:38 PM » |
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rofl rofl soooooooo true >:D can I add one?? you drive a 30,000 truck, pull a 60,000 trailer, horse cost 50,000 and you gripe cuz the entry fee is 50.00 (hi there)
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2005, 01:45:47 PM » |
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rofl rofl lol Spppittt too funny but true
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2005, 01:10:53 PM » |
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rofl rofl soooooooo true >:D can I add one?? you drive a 30,000 truck, pull a 60,000 trailer, horse cost 50,000 and you gripe cuz the entry fee is 50.00 (hi there)
roflmao oh heck yea on that one !! |
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2005, 01:25:05 PM » |
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a couple more, You tell your friends you would have won but you ran to fast. Your horse has insurance but you don't. You go brain dead everytime you cross a timer.
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2006, 12:00:16 AM » |
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<:)I love that one and How true it is.
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2006, 12:48:00 PM » |
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Here's another...
You have to go shopping for matching boots for your horse's blanket.
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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2006, 01:17:14 PM » |
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You might be a Barrel racer if you spend 200$ on your horses shoes, but u have a fit when your boots cost 100$
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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2006, 01:49:08 PM » |
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Or if on your last trip you got lost because you made one right and two lefts!! or If your horse trailer has more square footage than your house.
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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2006, 10:42:39 PM » |
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<:) heck i know thats true!!! /|\\
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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2007, 03:44:29 PM » |
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Spppittt omg! that's so cute. ok here is one more: when you have hay in your hair and you think it's a fashion statement.
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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2007, 10:20:33 PM » |
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How about when you get done with a barrel racing and you meet your freinds at the bar with your hair still in a ponytail and dirt all over cause you wanted to make it before last call!!
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« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2007, 10:59:30 PM » |
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thats pretty bad when I can relate to some of these lol
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