You might be a barrel racer if.....

[brrlrace4life]

hahah. i can relate. lol.

[Deb Harris]

Now thats FUNNY stuff right there!  I dont care who you are..... :ROFL2:

[acheela]

I tell ya what's sad, I have actually freaked out because I didn't see the trailer in the rearview mirror, but at least I was driving the truck!! hehehe. I have also been in the CAR, and made the wide turns to compensate for the "trailer" that wasn't there... I also used to drive all over town pulling my little 2 horse with no horse in it, because I was constantly hauling horses here and there, and there was no sense in taking it off... hehehe

[KerrieL]

Here's another one,
When you've got no time to get to a barrel race, but your headed that way anyway, your truck breaks down so you suck it up and ask your x to use his truck, get pulled over for speeding and talk your way out of getting thrown in jail over a warrant from the other speeding ticket you got on your way to the last barrel race.....run out of gas (because you just know you can make it there on fumes) and get a good looking cowboy to help on that, and he becomes your new x, get there just in time to run, get about an hour sleep before you have to do it again the next morning.....not win a dime!!!  And still say it was worth it!   Yea, it happened.

[RunningBlood]

Here's another one,
When you've got no time to get to a barrel race, but your headed that way anyway, your truck breaks down so you suck it up and ask your x to use his truck, get pulled over for speeding and talk your way out of getting thrown in jail over a warrant from the other speeding ticket you got on your way to the last barrel race.....run out of gas (because you just know you can make it there on fumes) and get a good looking cowboy to help on that, and he becomes your new x, get there just in time to run, get about an hour sleep before you have to do it again the next morning.....not win a dime!!!  And still say it was worth it!   Yea, it happened.

Yea, But you know you looked spectacular when it all happened.. LOL
               

[lauraSchumann]

And you might be a barrel racer if.....

you never tell your husband how or where to park except when you get to a rodeo.

 he is driving too fast pulling the trailer you say to your horse "hang on.." but if you are driving you say "stand up".

you are running late to the rodeo and your husband always has some last minute dumb thing to do before you are rushing out
the door like taking out the trash.

you are running late to a rodeo and need to jump in the truck and go, but he is out there checking your oil.

you park in the same place the next night because you got a check the first night when you parked there!

[runaway_fire]

More:
Your lucky shirt is held together with safety pins and duct tape.

You take your own temperature and think 102 is normal...

You can eat a taco on the way to a race and stay in the lines without dropping anything.

Your husband says he has a backache and you head to the barn to get the Banamine and Bigel Oil.

Your friend goes to borrow your hairbrush and has to pull horse hair out of it first

You spend more on your feed bill then your grocery bill.

Ditto the shoes.

And meds.

[nomoose]

These are great - keep em coming.

[cominupthealley]

If you smooch to the barrel racers horses for them when watching the NFR.

If you refuse to take any pills the doctor prescribes because its a hassle but u will lovingly crunch up whatevers nessecary and mix it with water and syrup in a huge syringe with the top cut off to make sure old Speedy is healthy.

If u drive like a maniac without a trailer but get road rage at fellow maniacs when ur pulling horses.

If ur husband is considering taking amature videographer classes because u complain about his filming yet still make him do it.

[starstruckranchbarrelgirl]

More like your horse care/trailer/and saddle equal up to more than you spent on your house.