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You have more bits than your city counterpart has shoes.
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You think black and blue is a normal color for your shins.
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You go to town in your little run-about, and freak out because you don't see the trailer in your rear-view mirror.
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Your horse has a chiropractor, massage therapist, psychic, sports medicine specialist, nutririonist, equine body balancer, and a pedicurist, and you don't even have a family doctor.
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You can write out a $200 check to any of the above without blinking an eye.
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You spend more time living in your horse trailer than your house.
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Your idea of a perfect holiday is spending it at a clinic or a barrel race.
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You've ever been hung over in the morning from tractor fumes.
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You've ever been on your horse at 4:30 in the morning after 20 minutes of sleep, because you drew #871, but you're happy because you got the top of the ground...